Back to the lunch table...we're sitting there and he just lets them land on his food! This is so disgusting and SICK! When I was little someone told me what actually happens when a fly lands on food and it turned my stomach so much that I'll never forget it. I'm not sure if it's true but it stuck with me forever and I honestly wouldn't mind if all flies on earth were forever gone and EXTINCT!
Lunch Scenario:
Tucker is sitting there watching a fly land on his sandwich and watching it go through it's disgusting series of habits...
Tucker: "Look Mom, when it lands it rubs it's hands together like this [immitates the nasty bugger].
Me: "Tucker do you have any idea how gross flies are? Did you know that when a fly lands on your food he throws up [I'm sooo sorry for this part, but this is what I was told] on it, then eats it? So don't let it land on your food!"
Tucker: [...has a not-so-sure look on his face and is not as disgusted as I was hoping...]
Sawyer comes walking in. She had fallen asleep earlier and is now awake and ready to join us for lunch.
A fly lands on Sawyer's sandwich
Tucker: "Sawyer, don't let that fly land on your sandwich. He'll throw it up in the air, then catch it, then eat it!"
The laughter begins....from me, of course! :-)
5 comments:
Don't you wish Noah would have swatted those 2 flies?
Flies have been horrible in my house too. It doesn't help that my husband is as bad as my kids and never closes a door to the outdoors.
Classic! I love it!
That's cute! I love how kiddos digest information we give them and come up with a whole new meaning. I'm loving your blog. Very entertaining! Thanks so much for dropping by my blog and leaving such nice comments. I plan on making more video tutorials...now I just have to find moments where it's quiet in my house. (Which is very rare!)
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