While on our way to preschool today ….
Me: “What does a red light mean?” (as the sound(s) from the backseat were about to drive me to my edge and I needed to create some sort of distraction )
Sawyer & Tucker: “STOP!”
Tucker: “Green means GO. What does the yellow light mean, Sawyer?”
Sawyer: “It means to swow down, Tucko.”
Tucker: “Good job, Sawyer [in his best teacher voice]! How did you know that?”
Sawyer: “Cuz I’m smote.”
This one’s pretty 'smote’ too…